"‘“Pretendium” is how I file Thor, Dr. Strange, Hercules and that sort of stuff."
— Actual genius Tony Stark, The Punisher vs. Thunderbolts Part Two
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I’m Gonna Be A Mighty King | +beingstephrogers

"Oh, that’ll be Director Stark, Ms Rogers.”

darcywho:

dontwaitupformehoney:

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"… It’s not nice to mess with a guy in rehab, Bones. See, now I’m remembering how good she was with the whip, and that doesn’t lead anywhere fun in here…"

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"Who says I’m messing? Last I checked, she worked a fairly discreet dungeon that was in need of a receptionist for the ‘shyer’ clients. Those were some good times in college."

"So our paths could’ve crossed years earlier than now…"

"Glad I’m not exactly shy. That’s a terrifying thought."

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blondepsychopath:

dontwaitupformehoney:

"Eight?"

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"What’s a guy got to do around here to make it to ten these days?"

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"Ya want me to be blunt? The last two points got more to do with performance than looks, bud. And I don’t know a thing about yours yet. ‘sides, guy like you probably already has a huge ego. Pretty sure ya ain’t in need of havin’ it fed by me.”

"We’ve only just met and you’re asking about my performance. Too soon for a marriage proposal?"

"Oh, it’s not about needing it fed. It just… happens, despite a team of people ready and willing to let it starve."

darcywho:

dontwaitupformehoney:

'You knew you had me at crowns - no need to flog the point, Sparky.”

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"Wow. Firstly, last time I let you and H go on a field trip. Secondly, no way are you punishing me. If I was in the market for a domme, I’ve got a little black book full.”

"Well if you ever do decide you need to be flogged, I know a girl."

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"And if she happens to be in that little black book, tell Lady Irena I said hi."

"… It’s not nice to mess with a guy in rehab, Bones. See, now I’m remembering how good she was with the whip, and that doesn’t lead anywhere fun in here…"

darcywho:

dontwaitupformehoney:

"Where the Lewis’ are concerned, I’m always prepared for the smack."

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"Y’know, I’ve heard things in here less terrifying than that idea. In fact, I’ve lived things less terrifying than the idea of you as a Queen. I’m pretty sure you’ve considered my execution at least more than once."

"Excuse you, I’d make an awesome queen. There’d be mattress surfing, crowns, the occasional appearance somewhere…and last I checked, I’m the one who let you have a crown, so what does that make you?”

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"Besides, I haven’t considered your execution. Punishment, yes, execution, no, and dude, I got ideas since the last time I went to the Tower of London."

'You knew you had me at crowns - not need to flog the point, Sparky.”

"Wow. Firstly, last time I let you and H go on a field trip. Secondly, no way are you punishing me. If I was in the market for a domme, I’ve got a little black book full.”

blondepsychopath:

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"Me-ow. Flashy suit, killer body, and a mustache that don’t look like a patchy weedwhackah’s nightmare? Yer a solid eight out of ten, bud.”

"Eight?"

"What’s a guy got to do around here to make it to ten these days?"

darcywho:

dontwaitupformehoney:

"Ask her to stop by some time. My old fortune teller ran screaming from the room our first appointment, can you imagine?"

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"I guess if you’re looking for reanimation, you don’t get much closer than Extremis." 

Dammit Maya, just what did we you start?

"It’s not your game. Chess-wise, you’re the Queen and I’m the King. I’ve got limited moves and you’re jumping all over the board trying to protect me. 

Not in the creepy married royals sense. I’ll leave that to Robin Hood.”

"As long as you’re prepared to be smacked upside the head first. Nana Lewis is scarier than all hell when she wants to be, and there ain’t a power in the ‘verse that can stop her." 

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"In a messed up, ‘Let’s channel Pele’ sorta way I guess." She shrugged noncommittally, feigning nonchalance when all she felt was stress.

"Aw, what’s the matter, Boss Man? Don’t wanna tell him of our torrid love affair? I think it’s only fair if he finally knew my royal title." 

"Where the Lewis’ are concerned, I’m always prepared for the smack."

"Y’know, I’ve heard things in here less terrifying than that idea. In fact, I’ve lived things less terrifying than the idea of you as a Queen. I’m pretty sure you’ve considered my execution at least more than once."

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Send me a ‘✖’ for what my muse’s thoughts are about yours…WHILE DRUNK.

darcywho:

dontwaitupformehoney:

"Let’s face it; you’ve been working for me this long cos you’ve got a sixth sense for this sort of thing."

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"I’ve got a couple of ideas. None of them even remotely good. Plenty of skeletons, if Strucker wants to dig them up - and not just mine, I’m guessing."

"Nah, I just call up my grandmother every week and ask her what the tarot spread says."

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"It’s possible, I suppose…He plays journalist well, though, and that’s what makes it hard to tell. Could be he’s after certain skeletons or maybe just Frankenstein’s formula for reanimation. Either way, it’s not a game I’m too keen to get too much deeper in."

"Ask her to stop by some time. My old fortune teller ran screaming from the room our first appointment, can you imagine?"

"I guess if you’re looking for reanimation, you don’t get much closer than Extremis." 

Dammit Maya, just what did we you start?

"It’s not your game. Chess-wise, you’re the Queen and I’m the King. I’ve got limited moves and you’re jumping all over the board trying to protect me. 

Not in the creepy married royals sense. I’ll leave that to Robin Hood.”

tagged → #darcywho